These are the physiological effects of infusing one litre of 0.9% sodium chloride solution into a patient.

What am I giving?

This 1 litre of 0.9% saline contains 150 mmol of sodium and 150mmol of chloride.
The measured osmolality is 286 or so, for known reasons.

response to the infusion of 1000ml of 0.9% saline

Change to the initial conditions

The saline distributes rapidly (within about 15 minutes) from the intravascular to the interstitial compartment. And there, it is stuck.

The cells have active pumps and the membrane is impermeable to sodium; similarly, chloride is trapped.
Because normal saline is isoosmotic with the extracellular fluid, water does not have any osmotic pressure to shift between compartments, and it distributes itself according to the proportional distribution of sodium (i.e. about 25% of it stays intravascular and 75% enters the interstitial fluid).

(This may not be entirely accurate. Because the osmolality of the extracellular fluid increases, some water undegoes a shift into the extracellular compartment. The new equilibrium point is 290.2 mOsm/L. To achieve this, a whole 25ml of water has to move up into the extracellular compartment. So, the intravascular volume increases not by 250ml, but by... 256ml. What a big difference that makes. In order to remain detached from pedantic hair-splitting, I have opted to omit this from all the further calculations.)

Osmoreceptor response

Plasma osmolality doesn't change much, because it has received a load of essentially isoosmolar fluid.
You will notice that the osmolality of the compartments increases by 0.2 mmol/L from your maths; but the osmoreceptors dont care.

Baroreceptor response

The intravascular compartment volume increases by 250ml or so – from 5000ml to 5250ml. The increase in intravascular volume is 5% - outside the volume receptor sensitivity threshold.

Changes in compartment volumes and osmolality in response to the infusion of 1000ml 0.9% saline

Did that just happen?

So, if neither baroreceptors nor osmoreceptors fail to react, does that mean that your organism simply neglects to notice this fluid bolus?

Of course not.

The detected change is not the change of osmolality or intravascular volume, but rather the oncotic pressure. Because intravascular protein concentration decreases, plasma oncotic pressure decreases.

changes in oncotic pressure due to the infusion of crystalloid

Glomerulotubular balance ensures a return to homeostasis by increasing free water excretion (the mechanism is triggered by a decrease in peritubular capillary oncotic pressure; it decreases the rate of water resorption from the proximal tubule).

This autoregulatory mechanism normally ensures that changes in the glomerular filtration rate don't alter the rate of sodium and water excretion. The peritubular capillary carries blood from the glomerulus, where ultrafiltration had concentrated the blood. The degree to which this blood was concentrated now determines the degree of water reabsorption.

glomerulotubular balance changes with oncotic pressure

Reabsorption leads to dilution of peritubular capillary blood, and thus oncotic homeostasis is maintained. If this blood happens to already be dilute (eg. after your saline bolus) the rate of water resorption will decline, and more water will be excreted in the urine. As more water is excreted the oncotic pressure will gradually return to normal.

How long does this 250ml volume expansion take, and how long does it last?

Short answer: Not long.

Again, I refer this question to Lobo et al (2003), who infused a bunch of healthy males with 2 litres of saline over 1 hour, and observed that the fall in hematocrit and serum albumin produced by this took about 6 hours to resolve. From this we can infer that the 25% of normal saline which remains intravascular takes about 6 hours to excrete in the urine.

After that, you are back to where you started from in terms of intravascular volume.

Will the serum sodium rise appreciably?

No, not really. To the total stores of extracellular sodium (lets say its concentration is 140 mmol/L, over 14 litres of ECF) we have just added another 150. Because we have also added 1000ml of water, the sodium concentration will only rise to 140.6 mmol/L, which is outside the error range of many laboratories. So you may not even notice.

Will the serum chloride rise appreciably?

Well, actually... Yes.

if the chloride was 100 mmol/L, and we have just added 150 mmol, the extracellular chloride level will rise to 103. Whats more, its here to stay. Lobo's healthy volunteers still had elevated chloride at the end of the measurement period (8 hours). In order to maintain electroneutrality, with rising chloride levels more and more bicarbonate is lost (through the kidneys) and a normal anion gap metabolic acidosis develops.

With one bag, its not a big deal, but imagine for a second an emergency department with nothing but saline in stock, and a severely septic patient. After 6 litres of "goal directed" saline, one is left with an ECF volume expanded to 20 litres (little of which is intravascular, given the leaky capillaries). The serum sodium harmlessly rises to 143, but the chloride is now 115. An ICU consult is solicited for shock with metabolic acidosis refractory to fluid challenges. Hilarity ensues.

References

anaesthesiamcq.org, as always

Barry M. Brenner and Julia L. Troy Postglomerular vascular protein concentration: evidence for a causal role in governing fluid reabsorption and glomerulotubular balance by the renal proximal tubule The Journal of Clinical Investigation Volume 50 1971, p336

And if you have a couple of spare hours, reading Dileep N. Lobo's thesis on fluid physiology will be an ideal way to spend them. It contains beautiful digressions. To wit, when discussing the effects of starvation and injury on fluid balance, Lobo muses "Life began in the sea and the intracellular environment of early life forms was isotonic with the external environment, as these unicellular organisms had no means of regulating the internal osmotic pressure"... and so on.

That thesis:

Lobo, Dileep N. Physiological aspects of fluid and electrolyte balance. Diss. University of Nottingham, 2003.

Reid, Fiona, et al. "Hartmann’s solution: a randomized double-blind crossover study." Clinical Science 104 (2003): 17-24.